Bring Out the Gimp

Musings on pop culture by freelance journalist Shawn Conner

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Movie poster – If You Don’t Stop It You’ll Go Blind

I find with this blog more and more I revisit my teenhood, or thereabouts… I remember as a kid (11 or 12) flipping through the daily newspaper (the Winnipeg Free Press) and looking at the movie ads. One in particular caught my eye; I distinctly remember looking at a small black & white ad with this image for the 1974 movie If You Don’t Stop It… You’ll Go Blind!!! I always wanted to see beyond the Snidely Whiplash-type mustache twirler…

If You Don't Stop It You'll Go Blind!!! movie poster image

I still haven’t seen this movie to this day, but maybe it’s time to seek it out. According to, If You Don’t Stop It… You’ll Go Blind!!! is “An hilarious sketch-style comedy in the style of Carry On, featuring profane old ladies, impotent men, gay cowboys, sex contests, extremely unfaithful husbands and wives and just about anything else to do with sex imaginable. The film’s highlight is the gorgeous Swedish model Uschi Digard,who somehow manages to get unclothed in every single sketch she stars in.”

Uschi Digard photo

Swedish actress/model Uschi Digard. Russ Meyer was a fan…

Movie poster – Attention les Yeux! (Let’s Make a Dirty Movie)

Let's Make a Dirty Movie (Attention les Yeux!) poster.

After coming across this movie poster the other day, I became curious: just what is Let’s Make a Dirty Movie, anyway?

Well, it’s a 1976 French film farce, Frenchily titled Attention les Yeux! (which translated I believe to be Hey look over here, naked French babes).

I came across a trailer as well as these movie stills, which I thought I’d share. I think it looks pretty good…

Attention les yeux movie image

Attention les yeux movie image

Attention les yeux movie image

Sex and music, a guide

Donna Summer album cover

Let’s get it on – a guide to hump music

– by Michael Kissinger

For centuries, humankind has wrestled with the daunting task of selecting music to hump to.

Not only can the right music take your mind off things, put you in the mood and add a little rhythm to the give’n, it can transform the average plumber into a master craftsmen.

Although music is merely a tool, it’s a tool that should be operated with care. Too often, one’s choice of hump music is hampered by poor judgment, brazen recklessness or, worse, indifference…

(Want to know which songs made Michael Kissinger‘s hump music playlist? Read his full hump music guide)

Taboo Naughty But Nice in Vancouver

Review and photos – Taboo Naughty But Nice at the Vancouver Convention Centre, Jan 18 2009

– by Kate Reid, Vancouver (with photos by Liz Stanton)

The Taboo Naughty But Nice sex show is your ticket to finely-crafted erotic cakes, bouncing dildo strap-ons and hanging clitoral jewelry.

The annual tradeshow is a fun way to gratify (or discover) your inner kink without getting weirded out in the Granville sex shop tradition. If you have a predilection (I think I saw a vibrating version of that), Taboo has a product or position for you. Here are some highlights from the show and some choice items for your bedroom or dungeon…

(What else was there? Read Kate Reid’s recap of Taboo Naughty But Nice trade show in Vancouver recap)

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