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Crashing the Game of Thrones party at Comic-Con

Peter Dinklage, Jason Momoa and Emilia Clarke on the Game of Thrones panel, San Diego Comic-Con July 21 2011.

Peter Dinklage, Jason Momoa and Emilia Clarke on the Game of Thrones panel, San Diego Comic-Con July 21 2011.

On Thursday, July 21, the first official day of the 2011 San Diego Comic-Con, one of the highlights of the 4,000-capacity Ballroom 20 was the panel for Game of Thrones. A critical and popular hit on HBO, the series is based on a bunch of fantasy novels by George R.R. Martin, and the ballroom was packed with people wanting to know what is in store for Season Two.

Exec producer David Benioff said if they could get to the point in the third novel, A Storm of Swords, and an event he referred to as the “R.W.” (which I have since discovered stands for the “Red Wedding”, I think) he’d be happy. Other “revelations”; actor Peter Dinklage looked like he did not want to be there; Jason Momoa, who plays the barbarian king Khal Drogo, made a joke about getting to (in character) “rape beautiful women”; actress Emilia Clarke effused about her character Danaerys’ arc from meek chattel to dragon queen; and there won’t be any deleted scenes on the DVD (most of what they shot went into the series).

More interesting, perhaps, was what happened later in the evening. Through a fluke far too boring to get into, I found myself on the second floor of the Hard Rock Hotel, in a room where HBO was throwing a small, intimate party with buffet-style food for the Game of Thrones cast and crew.

The first sight I saw was actress Piper Perabo of Covert Affairs (and, more importantly, the 2000 movie Coyote Ugly), posing for a photo with Game of Thrones actress Lena Headey. They were on their way out, though, and when their glitter-dust faded I took stock of the room. There was Momoa, who also plays Conan in this summer’s Conan the Barbarian; exec producer David Benioff; author George R.R. Martin; and Emilia Clarke, as well as a bunch of others who must have been HBO execs.

When you’re thrust into a situation like this, or at least when I am, my first instinct is to clam up, which is what I did. I couldn’t very well do what I wanted to do, i.e. talk to the stars (and Martin), because people would immediately twig onto the fact that I shouldn’t be in there. Besides, there was a host bar and a bartender willing to pour me Grey Goose martinis, so I retreated to a corner with my drink and pretended to be interested in my phone while watching what was going on around me.

Martin, round and white-bearded, was holding court at one table. The lovely Clarke smiled and laughed at another, less populated table. Momoa had removed his jacket to reveal his arms and was showing the bartenders how to pop off beer bottle caps with another beer bottle.

At one point one of his friends, a guy I’ll call Darryl, wondered over. I made up some bullshit story of who I was with and he didn’t seem to question it. We chatted about how he is basically paid to hang out with Momoa and keep an eye on him, and that Momoa was recently filming (I think Darryl said in Mexico) with Chris Evans, star of the current superhero blockbuster Captain America, and whom at least some people on set referred to as “Captain Arrogant”. I asked about Conan the Barbarian, and Darryl said it was going to be “huge for Jason”, but that it’s only a so-so movie, that the producers kept pushing for more corn because they were scared of losing their investment.

He wandered off and I decided to help myself to a little food from the buffet table. I took my plate and sat down at a table, risking more conversation. Momoa came over to get his jacket from a nearby chair. “Hey,” I said. “Can you show me how to open beer bottles the way you were doing just now?” (Jesus, could I be any more obsequious?)

“No,” he said, grabbing his jacket from the chair behind me. The jacket struck me in the head on its ascension in his big meaty grip. “Only Kahl Drogo can open beers that way!” And with that he left.

I did too, soon after, to crash another party.

 

 

The Coen Brothers’ next movie

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Just came across this item in the New York Times‘ arts and entertainment section for April 24 2011 (I’m writing this June 25, which gives you some idea of the lag-time in my reading material).

In a feature in which the Times‘ movie critics answer readers’ questions, one Kathie Moon of Sarasota, Fla. asks: “Why did the Coen brothers leave out the cat character, General Stirling Price, in True Grit? I thought this film was a faithful re-adaptation of the book with the usual Coen flourishes, but I missed the cat.”

In their answer, Manohla Dargis and A.O. Scott respond that they “went right to the source” (the Coens, presumably) who responded with, “We would have included the character of General Sterling Price, but our next movie is all about a cat. Seriously.”

Hmm… take that “seriously” with a grain of salt: there’s nothing on Wikipedia about a next project being about a cat, and Joel Coen’s IMDB allows only that a movie called Gambit, with a script by the Coens, is in production. So fingers crossed that their really is a top-secret Coen Brothers cat project in the offing… imagine the possibilities: a remake of Disney’s That Darn Cat… a cat who solves a murder mystery… a sequel to No Country for Old Men called No Country for Old Cats… okay, we’ll stop thei

 

 

 

Weird Vancouver – Biltmore bathroom

Biltmore Cabaret women's bathroom girl scrawls

What goes on in the women's room at the Biltmore Cabaret. Photo by Robyn Hanson (June 18 2011).

Weird Vancouver – “lesbian porn” in the women’s room at the Biltmore Cabaret, June 18 2011

Photog Robyn Hanson snapped this pic of something she found in the women’s room at the Biltmore Cabaret during the Mountain Goats show there June 18 2011.

Weird Vancouver – Yaletown massage

Now here’s a sandwich board that lets you know you’re not in Kansas anymore – that, in fact, you’re in Yaletown.

Massage sandwich board in Yaletown, Vancouver

Real image on a sandwich board outside of a Yaletown store.

I had to do a double-take before I realized what this was, i.e. a woman’s crotch. (Insert happy endings joke here.) Looks like a good wax job though.

Thanks to my girlfriend Robyn for pointing this one out.

Weird Vancouver – Xtra!’s anal entree

Xtra newsstand box Vancouver

Now, I’m the last person to give a flying you-know-what about the sensibilities of small children and old people. But even I have to wonder what the editors of Xtra!, a weekly catering to Vancouver’s LGBT population, were thinking when they decided to make this their cover story.

Not only is it not news – last I checked, people have been having anal sex since, oh, the dawn of time – but it’s also in-your-face offensive to people who maybe don’t really want to know about your first time going through the back door, whether you be man woman or sheep.

I think even Herb, the owner of the gym to which I belong and who once danced under the name “Thunderbird”, might find the latest cover of the weekly on the borderline of good taste and/or common sense (note: I’m not sure how long the “X” has been on this particular box, which is located outside the London Drugs on East Hastings nr. Nanaimo – if someone drew it after this issue hit the stands, or before):

Xtra newsstand box Vancouver

Anyway, we’ve come up with some suggestions for future Xtra! cover stories:

Amuse bouche – a felching pro’s tips

Up to my elbows – fisting for beginners

Walk it off – a size-queen’s confessions

Stanley Park – not just for nature-lovers

Cthulhupalooza 2: Son of Cthulhupalooza

cthulhupalooza poster image

This Friday Vancouver can party many-tentacled style. HP Lovecrafte lovers The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets are presenting the second music/film/dancing tribute to the horror-fantasy writer. Cthulhupalooza 2: Son of Cthulhupalooza features the Hillside Thickets plus special musical guests Scythia and Auroch.

HP Lovecraft-based and -inspired films from around the world will be screened, as will the premiere of The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets’ latest music video, for “20 Minutes of Oxygen”. Little Miss Risk will perform burlesque (we’ve seen her dance out of her HR Giger-type outfit, so if any burlesque dancer can do Lovecraft justice it’s Miss Risk).

Little Miss Risk in an HR ('Alien') Giger-inspired outfit. Photo by Heather Renney for Dr. Sketchy

Little Miss Risk in an HR ('Alien') Giger-inspired outfit. Photo by Heather Renney for Dr. Sketchy

The event also includes the Miskatonic Middle School PTA Bake Sale (not a band – we don’t think).

Festivities get underway at the suitably doom-y Rickshaw Theatre Feb. 18 in Vancouver.

Cthulhuapooza 2 tickets

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rocky Mountaineer hires The Bachelorette

Has it already been two years since Vancouver’s own Jillian Harris was “The Bachelorette” on the hit TV series of the same name? Yes. Yes it was.

Now comes the news that the company that owns Rocky Mountaineer, the train on which one of the episodes took place, has hired Harris and her company Jillian Harris Design to redesign its bi-level glass-domed GoldLeaf coach. This will probably bring more publicity to the train, since Harris has found a home on another ABC series as a designer and host on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

From the press release: “Jillian’s unique aesthetic will be tailored to the rail experience, using a rich color palette with exquisite detailing. Her finished design will combine modern, opulent style with a nod to times past. The project will include implementing a new design concept for the GoldLeaf coach’s lower level dining area and upper level seating area. Her passion for incorporating luxury, comfort and style will help to create the perfect space for guests to enjoy for years to come.”

One coach will be redesigned and officially launched in the 2011 season.  Remaining cars will be redesigned with the new concept in multiple stages. Throughout the course of the project, a total of 16 GoldLeaf coaches will be redesigned.

Jillian Harris meets the Rocky Mountaineer.

Jillian Harris meets the Rocky Mountaineer circa 2008.

Richmond Night in Vancouver

Louder Than Love concert photo

Louder Than Love at the Shark Club, May 28 2010. Robyn Hanson photo

Arriving to find the Shark Club totally packed on a Friday night at 9, I could swear it’s a Canucks playoff game. But no – it’s Louder than Love, opening up for fellow Richmond band Venice Queen.

LTL might not be after the same demographic that devours Pitchfork.com or frequents the Biltmore, but for those who get their kicks from solid guitar-based blues rock (à la Alice in Chains, Led Zeppelin, etc.), the band does not disappoint. Known for its energetic performances and technical musicianship (lead singer/guitarist Paul Lambert, who also recorded the band’s debut Dark Days on his own, studied jazz guitar at McGill), Louder Than Love has acquired a loyal following and has been drawing large crowds to Vancouver watering holes (Railway Club, Shark Club, Pub 340, the Bourbon, Arts Club Backstage Lounge, etc.) in ways that are making people take serious notice. Needless to say, Louder Than Love‘s road is only just beginning.

- Robyn Hanson

Louder Than Love concert photo

Louder Than Love at the Shark Club, May 28 2010. Robyn Hanson photo

Concert photo gallery – Louder Than Love at the Shark Club, Vancouver, 28.05.10. (photographer – Robyn Hanson)

Kiri Goes to the Firing Range

Call us what you will, but you can’t say Guttersnipe contributors aren’t ready for a zombie attack. In this video, photographer and sometimes assistant editor Kiri Rostad shows off her finesse on a Seattle firing range. (Yes, she’s American.)

Jessica at the Olympics

One afternoon during the Olympics, Guttersnipe staff photog Jessica Bardosh snapped a whole bunch of photos during the craziness downtown. Here she is amidst the madness, with galleries to come….

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